Stop Centering Divs.
Start Connecting Pipes.
The world's first premium bootcamp designed exclusively to transition burnt-out Software Engineers into high-earning Master Plumbers.
Why make the switch?
You've spent years debugging race conditions. It's time to deal with actual flow conditions.
Your Current Reality
- Endless Zoom meetings that could have been emails
- Debugging code you wrote 6 months ago
- AI threatening to replace you by next Tuesday
- Back pain from ergonomic chairs
- On-call rotation at 3 AM
The Plumber Life
- Tangible work you can actually see and touch
- Fix it once, it stays fixed (mostly)
- AI can't unclog a toilet (yet)
- Real workout, no gym membership needed
- Charging $200/hr just to show up
From git push to flush.
Our 12-week intensive curriculum translates your CS degree into practical skills.
Fundamentals of Fluids
Forget data streams, learn actual streams. Introduction to copper, PVC, and PEX. Understanding pressure without the peer pressure.
Advanced Drainage Algorithms
Optimizing flow rates and identifying bottlenecks (literally). Troubleshooting leaks faster than a memory leak.
Production Deployment
Deploying toilets to production environments (bathrooms). handling edge cases (corners) and user acceptance testing.
Success Stories
I used to worry about AWS bills. Now I just worry if I tightened the flange enough. I sleep so much better.
My git commit history was green, but my bank account wasn't. Plumbing fixed both. Sort of.
Honestly, unclogging a drain is more satisfying than closing a Jira ticket. Immediate gratification.
Ready to take the plunge?
Tuition is $15,000 or 10% of your first year's plumbing income.
Warning: This program involves actual physical labor. Keyboard shortcuts do not work in real life.